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January 30th, 2008


09:50 pm
Does anyone still use these things (Live Journals)?

Gimme the ol' 10-4 if you do...

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August 13th, 2006


12:27 am - Urgent.
Big Turk, probably the strangest chocolate bar I've ever consumed. Plus it has the most badass name of any chocolate bar I've ever consumed.

Goodnight.
Current Mood: [mood icon] sleepy

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July 24th, 2006


02:32 pm - Responsibility, oh shit!
Scored myself a job as a cashier at the local Shopper's Drug Mart down at River City Centre. It's full time, and I'll usually be putting in 8 hour days all the time, but for $13/hr, I think it should be worth the trouble.

The other staff are very nice people, from what I've seen, so things shouldn't be all bad.
Current Mood: [mood icon] accomplished
Current Music: Wheel Of Fortune - Pirates Of The Caribbean 2

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June 28th, 2006


05:53 pm - Movin n' shiznit.
Okie doke, folks. Come either Thursday evening or Friday, my computer is being packed up, and my internet cut off in preparation for moving to Alberta. After that, I'll be out of contact until around the 8th of July.

If I don't talk to you on AIM or whatnot, peace, and see you sometime in the not too distant future.

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June 22nd, 2006


09:04 pm
Today I got myself some new specs, complete with spiffy new magnetic clip-on shaded lenses.


Score.





The pouty-dramatic look is where the future's at, friends.
Current Mood: [mood icon] hot
Current Music: Future Perfect - TimeSplitters: Future Perfect

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June 16th, 2006


10:55 pm
On a random note, Crispers are fucking awesome.


As is Psychonauts, and the person who got it for me.
Current Mood: [mood icon] dorky

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May 25th, 2006


11:36 pm
Payed the doc a visit today and he recommended I try some medicinos to clear up this acne I've got going on. I'm down with the idea if it means being able to get my clear skin back, but this time without the squeaky voice and hairless legs to accompany it.

Of course, it's got some wacky side effects, but thankfully these are very rare.

Most notable are; inflammation of the penis and suicidal thoughts. Now, if this stuff makes my goods bigger, I'm not complaining. And having my acne clear up would no doubt make me happy and not emo-tastical.
Current Mood: [mood icon] time to split
Current Music: Stars and Boulevards - Augustana

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May 22nd, 2006


08:51 am - SNES multiplayer = yes
While it's not exactly the most legit way of playing on the SNES, yesterday Zeppelin and myself spent a good lot of the afternoon netplaying through ZSNES. Awesome stuff, that.

First game we hit up was Killer Instinct. I chose Glacius, he went with Orchid and we were off. Needless to say, we had many intense matches but somehow, through my mindless button mashing, I came out on top.

We then gave Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 a go, but it wasn't much fun due to lag and the rom's serious mutilation of the soundtrack.

Andy then decided to break for some dinner. He got back shortly, and we booted up KI once more. My, how tables can turn. For the majority of the matches, I was getting the business end of Orchid's stick things. It was all good though, many intense matches were had. One in particular was when we were both Riptors, and were inches away from each other, crouched down, hitting the same button, with each other just out of reach. Fun stuff.

Finally, we gave Jurassic Park II a run. Haha, that was something else.. we tried every mission and failed every single one, but the hilarity of our attempts made it worth-while.

That's why the Super Nintendo is one of my favorite consoles ever.
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
Current Music: Graeme Norgate - Mexican Mission

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May 11th, 2006


11:27 pm - Officially official, now.
Yep, it's now official I'll be moving two provinces away come early July. Last week, my dad signed a lease on a 4 year old, 3-storey townhouse. From what he says about it, it sounds pretty fucking sweet. I get the largest room too, which is a righteous deal in my book.

The downside of all this is the all too possible possibility of us having to put our family dog down, due to her age and size. I'm not liking that idea one bit. No sir.
Current Mood: dunno
Current Music: Snowy Pig Wings - Donkey Kong Land

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April 30th, 2006


03:18 am
Sweet pickled pancreas, it seems in the last 12 hours, this week-long cough I've had has gotten worse, to the point at which I feel nausea coming on because of coughing so frequently.

Time to see the doc. Fucking body, work harder to get this crap out of my system already.

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April 16th, 2006


01:11 pm
Merry Zombie Jesus Day all. With the holiday upon us, I've got to spend the lot of the afternoon eating dinner with my extended family and having to put up with their bratty annoying children.

Fun.
Current Music: Mine Cart Misadventure (Mine Cart Madness) - Protricity

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April 14th, 2006


08:24 pm
Today I found probably the best baby picture of myself ever.


Brace.



Current Music: Barbossa is Hungry - Klaus Badelt

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April 10th, 2006


11:14 pm
I'll make sweet love to the first person who finds me an OST rip of Stranger's Wrath other than the stuff found here.

Much love.
Current Music: Penguin Cap - CarboHydroM

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April 9th, 2006


12:43 am
After living in my Xbox for the past week, I beat Stranger's Wrath tonight. Awesome awesome game.

I don't want to spoil anything for those not familiar with the game's ending, but I must say it's quite heartfelt.

On a completely unrelated note, I talked with Gurney on the phone earlier tonight. Loads of fun, that. Heh.
Current Mood: [mood icon] accomplished

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April 5th, 2006


04:50 pm
I'd just like to say that Packrat Palooka is a dick and a half.

End communication.
Current Mood: [mood icon] WHAT ARE YA BUYING
Current Music: Funky Fly-By - Banjo Pilot

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April 1st, 2006


11:33 pm
After playing Stranger's Wrath some (I'm at the second village, going after Jo Momma), I can say that I really like everything about the game up to this point except the jumping. It seems way too clumsy and cumbersome for a platform game. I really wish there was a ledge grip feature, but there isn't. It could use it.

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07:50 pm - STRANGER! What ya need that for? Goin' huntin' elephants?
Totally scored a copy of Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath today. I was so relieved when I found it. It was well hidden, and was the last copy. Woo. Close one.

I would have got Psychonauts or another copy of PoP2, but both were priced too high for my liking. Oh well, Stranger's Wrath is a pretty badass game, as I'm told.

Now, to find out myself. Cya, misfits.
Current Mood: [mood icon] wooo
Current Music: Sharpclaw Prison - Star Fox Adventures

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March 22nd, 2006


03:56 pm - Booshaka


Shit, I could do with a haircut.
Current Mood: [mood icon] accomplished
Current Music: Sherbet Island - Diddy Kong Racing

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March 19th, 2006


03:20 pm - My gods...
This internet connection has been so hit and miss lately. More miss than hit, mind. I called MTS (my ISP), and they said it's probably caused by moisture and condensation getting at the DSL lines buried underground. This could very well be the source of the problem, as the snow is starting to melt now.

It better hurry and melt, damnit.
Current Mood: [mood icon] annoyed
Current Music: Disco A GoGo - TimeSplitters: Future Perfect

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March 14th, 2006


11:16 pm - Wholly holy shit. Following a copy-n-paste LJ profile fad thing? Me?


Name: Devon Louis Stevenson... uh... Johannesson
Birthdate: Twenty sixth o' June, 1990
Current Location: The Brave Manitoba Front
Eye Color: Brown. Or Hazel. Hazel-brown.
Hair Color: Blonde.

What's My....
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Ethnicity: Minigo
Body Type: Sexy Delicious
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Drink: I hate carrot juice, man.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, green, red turquoise and pink.
Favorite Letter: The scarlet one.
Favorite Number: -1
Candy: I like it all. Except for those gross Halloween tofee things. Bleck.
Favorite Animal: Dik Dik
Favorite Messenger: AIM.exe, dudes.
Screename: I wouldn't know. Either something deliciously wheeled, or something to do with a fictional breed of bees. Hmm.
Favorite Store: London Drugs.
Best Physical Feature: My pelvis.
First Thought Waking Up: Fuck, where did she go?
Goal for this year: Avoiding expired lunchmeat and parental groups. Oh, and working harder. Ha ha.
Weakness: My inablility to adapt to rapidly changing weather climates. Wait, no.
School's Name: Riverton Collegiate Institute.

Have I....
Drank: Mostly no.
Smoked: Mos Deff no.
Dyed Your Hair: Dun think so.
Tried To Do The Splits: Yeah. Man.
Skinny Dipped: Perhaps.
Done Drugs: Benylin, why?
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Naw ma'am.
Ate Sushi: I prefer pork-chops, thanks.
Loved Someone: I wouldn't know. Hah.

In A Guy/Gal....
Fav Eye Color: Yellow is pretty damn awesome.
Fav Hair Color: It's all good.
Short or Long Hair: I like it all.
Height: Matters not.
Looks Or Personality: Persona.
Drugs and/or Alcohol: Skull Shaker, no ice.

JFKAJDNF (Random)...
What country do you want to Visit: Greenland, all the way.
Been to the Mall Lately: toofardingothere
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah. Except when they fry trees, and have those trees collide with my house.
Shower Daily: Ooh yeah.
Do you Sing: Not really, when I do, things around me begin convulsing.
Want to go to College: If not to party, then to learn.

Current...
Clothes: I'm naked. Sorry.
Shoes: Socks, sonny.
Make-Up: Probably not.
Hair Do: Not sure what's going on up there.
Location: Bedroom. Ladies?
Weather: Clear, and dark.
Website(s): Hoy, you're already at it! 12 points for style, but minus several million for asking a stupid question.


Cheers, bed calls.
Current Mood: [mood icon] whoa

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